Yami Beaver
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time there was a beaver named Yami. He was a deformed little beaver. He was born with a bushy, squirrel-like tail rather than a flat one like other beavers. It was because his mommy did too much crack. All the other beavers made fun of his bushy tail, they said he wasn’t worthy to be called a beaver. It made poor Yami sad.
Spider Hotel
By Tato Smith
Once there was a spider who was traveling to find the best 5 star spider hotel out there. He was a pretty big spider, a brown recluse at that. Most other spiders were kind of afraid of him being all buff and stuff. The lady spiders were always like, “Ooh, look at his pecks!” He definitely loved the attention.
The Bunnies
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time there was a family of bunnies. They were a nice bunny family. They lived in a hole under a bush. It was a nice bush, it had a nice open floor plan and plenty of room. It was also very energy efficient because of the new leaves Mr. Bunny had put in. The Bunny Family loved their home.
Ol’ Yeller
By Tato Smith
One time there was yellow refrigerator. It was a good trusty yellow refrigerator. It kept yummy food cold so the nice people could eat it. One thing was for sure, this was one very happy yellow refrigerator. It loved its job and it did it well. Except for sometimes it would freeze things on accident, but that was okay.
Snow Day
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, it snowed. That’s right, it snowed in town called Whippersnapperville. The children in the town were all excited that they had a day off from school and went to play in the snow. All the children made neat things out of the snow like igloos and forts. But one little boy decided to make a snowman.
Moo Cows
By Tato Smith
One time there was a cow. Well, there were many cows actually. They lived in a field in the middle of nowhere. They didn’t really do much, just walked around, ate grass and pooped. But they didn’t mind their boring lives too much. They often enjoyed watching the cars go by on the highway and when those big white birds sat on their backs and talked to them.
Chippy
By Tato Smith
One time there was a squirrel, a brown poofy tailed squirrel named Chippy. Chippy was a pretty nice squirrel, he just had some quirks. But his main problem was that he liked to hump things. He humped pretty much anything and everything he saw. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t control it.
The Poopy Neighbor
By Tato Smith
Based on a true story!
Once upon a time there was a neighbor. He lived in the apartment right below a nice couple. He was a nice guy, just kinda weird. It usually was that he would like to start playing his guitar, keyboard or drums at about 2 in the morning and would play for hours. The nice couple didn’t want to complain and cause problems so they just kind of got used to his bad music at all hours.
Suzie’s Food
By Tato Smith
One time there was a girl named Suzie. She was hungry. Well, she was hungry a lot actually. With all the food she eats it’s amazing she doesn’t weigh 300 pounds. It would eventually catch up with her. But one day she ate a can of bad green beans and got kinda sick feeling so she went to bed and went to sleep to try to feel better.
Stinky Alfred
By Tato Smith
One time there was a boy. His name was Alfred. Poor Alfred always had really bad gas that he couldn’t control. He wasn’t really aware of his problem either. He thought everyone was like that. But he soon found out otherwise.
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