By Tato Smith
There was once a girl named Janice who had a strange fear. She was afraid to tell anyone of this fear because it was so outrageously stupid and ridiculous. People would laugh at her and think she was insane if they knew. So she tried to keep her fear of using the toilet in the dark to herself. She was afraid that when she got up at night to use the bathroom that snakes would come up through the toilet and bite her bum. You see, she saw it on TV one time that snakes could do that.