Tha Deala
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, there was a drug dealer. He doesn’t have a name though. I might get shot if I told you. So we’ll just call him Bob. Anyways, he was the best weed man in the whole town. Everybody knew where to get their fix. He was a nice dealer, but not too nice so people wouldn’t think he was soft and take advantage of it.
Howard and Betty
By Tato Smith
One there was a hot dog named Howard and a crunchy taco named Betty. They met randomly one day on the internet in an online chat room about sea turtles. They really hit it off so Howard Hot Dog proposed they should meet Thursday at 5 O’Clock at the Philip’s 66 station on the corner of 12th and Pine Cone. Betty Taco agreed and it was so.
Garfunkel
By Tato Smith
Based on a true story!
One time there was a ferret named Garfunkel. He lived with his adoring family that had rescued him from a bad family with a fat 2 year old that would sit on him and smash him. So he was happy with his new family, he got to run around and explore almost the whole house.
Patch of Ice
By Tato Smith
It was 25 degrees outside on a very cold November day. But that didn’t stop the towns old people from going to the Senior Center to play bingo. Or at least they tried. Old people never really understand that their driving is really bad and they nearly kill people. But bingo was their number one priority, it must be played. Who knows, they could win a quilt or something!
Poor McOldman
By Tato Smith
Twas the year 2006 and there were many a Walmart about. People loved Walmart with all their hearts. They could get great bargains at the Walmart, especially on Sunday afternoons when they have the free samples out.
Bump on a Hill
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, way back in the day in a small stupid town filled with over-weight McDonald’s eaters; there was a bump on a hill. It was dumb bump on a hill. People tripped over it a lot and fell down the hill and got stickers stuck all over them. This angered the townspeople very much. But everyone in the town was too fat and lazy to actually ever go fix the dumb bump on the hill; and them being fat made the town a known spot for site-seers and tourists that would come from miles away to watch the fat people trip and roll down the hill, usually with some kind of pastry in one hand.
