November 29th 2006 by admin in Stories
Patch of Ice
By Tato Smith
It was 25 degrees outside on a very cold November day. But that didn’t stop the towns old people from going to the Senior Center to play bingo. Or at least they tried. Old people never really understand that their driving is really bad and they nearly kill people. But bingo was their number one priority, it must be played. Who knows, they could win a quilt or something!
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November 28th 2006 by admin in Stories
Poor McOldman
By Tato Smith
Twas the year 2006 and there were many a Walmart about. People loved Walmart with all their hearts. They could get great bargains at the Walmart, especially on Sunday afternoons when they have the free samples out.
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November 27th 2006 by admin in Stories
Bump on a Hill
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, way back in the day in a small stupid town filled with over-weight McDonald’s eaters; there was a bump on a hill. It was dumb bump on a hill. People tripped over it a lot and fell down the hill and got stickers stuck all over them. This angered the townspeople very much. But everyone in the town was too fat and lazy to actually ever go fix the dumb bump on the hill; and them being fat made the town a known spot for site-seers and tourists that would come from miles away to watch the fat people trip and roll down the hill, usually with some kind of pastry in one hand.
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Patch of Ice
