Stories


11
Dec 06

Chippy

Chippy

By Tato Smith

One time there was a squirrel, a brown poofy tailed squirrel named Chippy. Chippy was a pretty nice squirrel, he just had some quirks. But his main problem was that he liked to hump things. He humped pretty much anything and everything he saw. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t control it.

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10
Dec 06

The Poopy Neighbor

The Poopy Neighbor

By Tato Smith

Based on a true story!

Once upon a time there was a neighbor. He lived in the apartment right below a nice couple. He was a nice guy, just kinda weird. It usually was that he would like to start playing his guitar, keyboard or drums at about 2 in the morning and would play for hours. The nice couple didn’t want to complain and cause problems so they just kind of got used to his bad music at all hours.

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5
Dec 06

Suzie’s Food

Suzie’s Food

By Tato Smith

One time there was a girl named Suzie. She was hungry. Well, she was hungry a lot actually. With all the food she eats it’s amazing she doesn’t weigh 300 pounds. It would eventually catch up with her. But one day she ate a can of bad green beans and got kinda sick feeling so she went to bed and went to sleep to try to feel better.

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4
Dec 06

Stinky Alfred

Stinky Alfred

By Tato Smith

One time there was a boy. His name was Alfred. Poor Alfred always had really bad gas that he couldn’t control. He wasn’t really aware of his problem either. He thought everyone was like that. But he soon found out otherwise.

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2
Dec 06

Tha Deala

Tha Deala

By Tato Smith

Once upon a time, there was a drug dealer. He doesn’t have a name though. I might get shot if I told you. So we’ll just call him Bob. Anyways, he was the best weed man in the whole town. Everybody knew where to get their fix. He was a nice dealer, but not too nice so people wouldn’t think he was soft and take advantage of it.

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1
Dec 06

Howard and Betty

Howard and Betty

By Tato Smith

One there was a hot dog named Howard and a crunchy taco named Betty. They met randomly one day on the internet in an online chat room about sea turtles. They really hit it off so Howard Hot Dog proposed they should meet Thursday at 5 O’Clock at the Philip’s 66 station on the corner of 12th and Pine Cone. Betty Taco agreed and it was so.

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30
Nov 06

Garfunkel

Garfunkel

By Tato Smith

Based on a true story!

One time there was a ferret named Garfunkel. He lived with his adoring family that had rescued him from a bad family with a fat 2 year old that would sit on him and smash him. So he was happy with his new family, he got to run around and explore almost the whole house.

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29
Nov 06

Patch of Ice

Patch of Ice

By Tato Smith

It was 25 degrees outside on a very cold November day. But that didn’t stop the towns old people from going to the Senior Center to play bingo. Or at least they tried. Old people never really understand that their driving is really bad and they nearly kill people. But bingo was their number one priority, it must be played. Who knows, they could win a quilt or something!

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28
Nov 06

Poor McOldman

Poor McOldman

By Tato Smith

Twas the year 2006 and there were many a Walmart about. People loved Walmart with all their hearts. They could get great bargains at the Walmart, especially on Sunday afternoons when they have the free samples out.

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27
Nov 06

Bump on a Hill

Bump on a Hill

By Tato Smith

Once upon a time, way back in the day in a small stupid town filled with over-weight McDonald’s eaters; there was a bump on a hill. It was dumb bump on a hill. People tripped over it a lot and fell down the hill and got stickers stuck all over them. This angered the townspeople very much. But everyone in the town was too fat and lazy to actually ever go fix the dumb bump on the hill; and them being fat made the town a known spot for site-seers and tourists that would come from miles away to watch the fat people trip and roll down the hill, usually with some kind of pastry in one hand.

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