Once there was a big bowl of mashed potatoes. They were super yummy mashed potatoes because the girl had made them and she was a good cook. The potatoes were happy because it was a nice Friday evening, they were warm and the people were enjoying the crap outta them. They, were super yummy potatoes. [...]
Gerald Toad By Tato Smith Once there was a toad named Gerald. He lived in a pond full of frogs and he was the only toad. Everyone knows frogs and toads don’t get along, they’re like Crypts and Bloods and were constantly fighting. Gerald felt a little out numbered so he decided to leave. He [...]
Janice’s Phobia By Tato Smith There was once a girl named Janice who had a strange fear. She was afraid to tell anyone of this fear because it was so outrageously stupid and ridiculous. People would laugh at her and think she was insane if they knew. So she tried to keep her fear of [...]
Jasper The Retarded Ghost By Tato Smith Once upon a time, there was a ghost name Tammy. Tammy was getting ready to have a baby ghost and she was sooo excited she was going to have a little terror to help scare people. She had big plans for all the scary things that they would [...]
Robert’s Voyage By Tato Smith Once upon a time, somewhere where it’s very cold and there’s lots of snow, there lived a walrus. His name was Robert. Robert was usually a friendly walrus. His hobbies were riding his tricycle, (he couldn’t ride a bicycle cuz he was too big and heavy and needed more support) [...]
Sam Pear By Tato Smith Once upon a time there was a Pear named Sam. Yep, a pear. He lived a community just for fruits to live in. But Sam Pear was the only one of his kind. There were no other pears living in the complex. All the other fruits hassled him about it. [...]
Skippy’s Loss By Tato Smith There was once a guy known as, “Skippy.” He was the best professional golf cart racer around, everyone knew him. He was just one race away from winning the trophy, he had to win this next race! So he was busy training and getting ready for the big race because [...]
Magic Spoon By Tato Smith One time there was this girl. She was hungry so she decided to put some soup in the microwave. So this is what she did. But once she pushed the cook button she felt a weird sensation go through her body. She was confused as to what it was but [...]
Poor Tree By Tato Smith One Christmas, a family decided to put up their first Christmas tree together. But this being their first Christmas tree, they didn’t have any pretty ornaments, lights or anything to put on it. They wanted to buy some but they were real poor like. But they thought they would set [...]
James the Turkey By Tato Smith Once upon a time there was a turkey named James. He was a “hand turkey.” None of the other turkeys were like him. They made fun of him a lot and it made James angry. James thought he was a cool turkey.