Moo Cows
By Tato Smith
One time there was a cow. Well, there were many cows actually. They lived in a field in the middle of nowhere. They didn’t really do much, just walked around, ate grass and pooped. But they didn’t mind their boring lives too much. They often enjoyed watching the cars go by on [...]
Chippy
By Tato Smith
One time there was a squirrel, a brown poofy tailed squirrel named Chippy. Chippy was a pretty nice squirrel, he just had some quirks. But his main problem was that he liked to hump things. He humped pretty much anything and everything he saw. No matter how hard he [...]
The Poopy Neighbor
By Tato Smith
Based on a true story!
Once upon a time there was a neighbor. He lived in the apartment right below a nice couple. He was a nice guy, just kinda weird. It usually was that he would like to start playing his guitar, keyboard or drums at about 2 in [...]
Suzie’s Food
By Tato Smith
One time there was a girl named Suzie. She was hungry. Well, she was hungry a lot actually. With all the food she eats it’s amazing she doesn’t weigh 300 pounds. It would eventually catch up with her. But one day she ate a can of bad green beans [...]
Stinky Alfred
By Tato Smith
One time there was a boy. His name was Alfred. Poor Alfred always had really bad gas that he couldn’t control. He wasn’t really aware of his problem either. He thought everyone was like that. But he soon found out otherwise.
Tha Deala
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, there was a drug dealer. He doesn’t have a name though. I might get shot if I told you. So we’ll just call him Bob. Anyways, he was the best weed man in the whole town. Everybody knew where to get their fix. [...]
Howard and Betty
By Tato Smith
One there was a hot dog named Howard and a crunchy taco named Betty. They met randomly one day on the internet in an online chat room about sea turtles. They really hit it off so Howard Hot Dog proposed they should meet Thursday at 5 O’Clock at the [...]
