Garfunkel
By Tato Smith
Based on a true story!
One time there was a ferret named Garfunkel. He lived with his adoring family that had rescued him from a bad family with a fat 2 year old that would sit on him and smash him. So he was happy with his new family, he got [...]
Patch of Ice
By Tato Smith
It was 25 degrees outside on a very cold November day. But that didn’t stop the towns old people from going to the Senior Center to play bingo. Or at least they tried. Old people never really understand that their driving is really bad and they nearly kill [...]
Poor McOldman
By Tato Smith
Twas the year 2006 and there were many a Walmart about. People loved Walmart with all their hearts. They could get great bargains at the Walmart, especially on Sunday afternoons when they have the free samples out.
Bump on a Hill
By Tato Smith
Once upon a time, way back in the day in a small stupid town filled with over-weight McDonald’s eaters; there was a bump on a hill. It was dumb bump on a hill. People tripped over it a lot and fell down the hill and got stickers stuck all [...]
